The Sixth String & Solutions!

I promised you, didn't I? I said "on the next blog entry". So here it is.

The Sixth String is the only string that I haven't broken yet. My sixth string is my tie with God. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM HIM. Whosoever contradicts, dies.

Kidding :))

But yeah. I also said in my previous blog entry that this blog entry is supposed to be long. Well it isn't. Wanna know why?

Because... I haven't slept enough yet. OUCH on the eyes. Our house help even scared me by saying, "Pag naligo daw ng puyat, mabubulag e." DAAAMN! What's her deal?! Does she want me to suffer?! It's already bad enough that I've got four eyes. Grr.

Anyways [putting her aside], I've come up with three solutions to help me with my sleeping problem.

Primero Solución: Shower with Hot Water :>
>> Well, apparently this wasn't the best idea in the world. Hot water only made me open my eyes wider. Big bummer, big bummer.

Segunda Solución: Drink lots of Coke to make your stomach feel heavy :)
>> ...NOOOOT! Made me acidic. My stomach is feeling so much pain right now due to my Coke madness yesterday. Damn! I never should've tried that. And to think that I adviced my friend to drink Coke and sleep all day, too. Man, I'm such a loser for doing this.

Tercera Solución: Read a Book :O
>> This. THIS. This is not the solution either. I've read three books and lots-a-blogs, they didn't help a bit. They only made my mind more active. I ended up making 3 chapters of my story in Multiply. Not a good thing to do.



Okay, I said I had THREE SOLUTIONS to my sleeping problems BUT... I never said that I had THREE RIGHT SOLUTIONS :)) I'm a sucker for solution-thinking, but I'm damn good with making alibis. If you need an alibi, comment me why you need the alibi or whatever.

MY EYES WANT TO SLEEP! Believe it or not, I typed this sentence with my eyes closed. ---- Well, that was fun :))

Bah. Sleep, shmeep. I don't need that right now. My time's all mixed up because of my current sleeping habit. Curse me? :(

Hábito Durmiente Normal de Loi (Loi's Normal Sleeping Habit):
10 PM - 6 AM

La Corriente Rara de Loi que Duerme Hábito (Loi's Weird Current Sleeping Habit):
11 AM - 5 PM theeeen...
7 PM - 1 AM

I now sleep two times a day! HORRAY!

I'm not happy with it at all. What if I get used to this?! I'm going to enter college in a matter of 3 weeks!

WHAT
IS
GOING
TO
HAPPEN
TO
MEEEEE?!

I'll die of low first semester grades. I'll die of low first semester grades in AB Journalism. I'll die of low first semester grades in AB Journalism at UST. I'll die of low first semester grades in AB Journalism at UST for sure. ---- That was fun typing, too! :)) I have to keep my self happy.

SIIIIGH. My normal sleeping habit will return once I get a taste of my professors' wrath on the first day of school. It's the YOU'RE-LATE-ON-THE-FIRST-DAY-OF-SCHOOL-YOU-IGNORANT-LITTLE-FRESHMAN wrath. It's got a long name for a wrath but that's the one I'll be getting :)

Anyhow, I'm going to think of other ways to fall asleep. Right after I click that little "Publish Post" button, I will allow half of my upper body [that's 1/4 of my entire body] to dangle at the edge of my bed. Maybe I would be able to fall asleep that way. HA!

Here goes!

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Okaaaay... *clicked Publish Post button :)*